Archive for February, 2007

How To Make A Million Dollars Over And Over On Any Weekend In 5 Easy & Fool Proof Steps

People have been bitching to me why I haven’t updated my blog. I understand that the information here is just oh so great and all, but guys and girls, I have been SUPER busy with the transition out of affiliate marketing and into the advertiser’s shoes. Not to mention with all of the new updates going on at WickedFire and from the Affiliate Summit West conference in Vegas. Let’s just say that Jan has been one hell of a hectic and super chaotic month, and if the rest of 2007 is going to be anything like Jan, I will need to get some stronger meds.

How to make your millions. The easy way! Since my retirement from Affiliate Marketing AS an affiliate (I will be an advertiser shortly), I figured, all these countless years of knowledge has been learned and stored into my little brain, I think it’s time to start dishing out some secrets that I have been holding hostage in my mind for so long. I don’t care if people know it now, because I have no competition. So I will start off by showing you faithful readers and some of you lurkers one of the first ways to make at least $1M.
So here is how you can make at least $1,000,000 over any weekend, either online or offline, and it doesn’t require you to gamble your savings account either. Doesn’t matter which weekend, it can be any weekend, although national and religious holiday weekends tend to have a hell of a lot more going on and more money to make. Not many people are able to pull this off, although some people do want to, and VERY FEW people actually put the real effort into trying to bank from it, which is just silly, because it’s not all that hard, and pretty damn cheap to do.
Ready for some tips that no other blog has?? Get ready to jot some ideas down.. and if you can’t do this, then you are definitely brain dead.
Hmmm.. I don’t think you appreciate this very much.

Do you really? That’s not a nice thing to say.

Fine, fuck you too!

Alright alright.. I’ll get on with it.

Step one..

Wait, I think I want to wait until marriage and save myself…..

I’ll just release the information sometime this month. Let you guys sweat it out a little while.

Here’s the catch.

The more people who annoy me and bug me about updating my blog, the longer I will withold the information and just keep everyone waiting and wondering.

It could be worth the wait too ya know. I’m a very patient person when it comes to annoying other people.
I guarantee that there IS in fact a 5 step process that I was going to post, but I like the idea of letting people chill out and make them wait on it. Wooooo!

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