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Search Engine Optimization Bet - Gaming Google For Fun!

So the other day I was shooting the shit on AIM with this kid I met at the Azoogle event a few months ago. His name is Jonathan Volk. Some of you may know him, most don’t. Not being mean about it, just the kid has been in the game for almost a year. He’s actually been very lucky to get to where he is, but he’s also a well bankrolled PPC affiliate. He’s doing around six figs in profit. Whatever, his accomplishments have nothing to do with this post, and I’m not promoting him nor am I going to bitch about him.

The reason I’m writing about him is because we made a little bet. We were talking about WH SEO (white hat search engine optimization for you slow folks), and since I love to gamble, I proposed we try and rank for eachother’s names. So that means, aojon.com will rank for Jonathan Volk or Jon Volk, whichever I guess, and his blog will rank for Jon Fisher.

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Having Fun With Politicians Online!

If there’s one group of people we can all poke fun at, it’s got to be politicians. It doesn’t even matter which country you’re focusing on, although, as an American, and a right winger at that, I have to say the politics here just get worse and worse every damn time. It doesn’t even matter who’s running anymore, because they will never make good on what they promise for the most part anyhow!

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Make Money Online Now - A Recession Is GREAT For the Internet Marketing & Internet Advertising Industry!

Good news everyone…

While the rest of the country and world even fears the rumors about the US economy going to the crapper, and a recession is either upon us or going to be very soon, this is going to make us a lot of money. I mean A LOT.

I know, you think I’m insane for saying so, but it’s true. Maybe half true on the insane part too.

How am I able to make such a bold statement? Easy. Market research that I do myself, psychological profiling of the market and it’s advertisers and affiliates/marketers, and toss in a few other things I don’t want to mention that our gifted programmers have developed for us that can pinpoint with pretty damn accurate numbers in terms of trends and tracking of the industry as a whole AND in niche markets.

Here’s how I see it…

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Free Authority .edu & .gov Links - First Come First Serve!

I can’t use them for WF or for my blog, so I may as well give them away to someone who can make good use it. These links are from 4 .edu domains and 1 .gov domain. They are NOT referrers, trackbacks, blogroll or comment links. To those that think this matters, they are not no-follow’ed either. I can’t use them because I already have links from other pages and I’d really hate to abuse the weight they’re starting to pass through.

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Toying With Blogging ‘Experts’ & ‘Gurus’ Is Fun! Banning Sites On ALL The SERPs

I can’t go too deep into this at the moment… but over the last month I’ve been fucking with a few of the big boy “how to make money online” and “affiliate marketing blog” bloggers and websites who were just pissing me off with their complete and utter nonsense and bullshit. Because there are no legal ways to kill off their blogs/sites/forums without physically removing them from their own servers, I sat around hatching a very evil little plan to kick them off the engines and/or get them banned, for life. Booyakasha!

I’m trying to get one of my old programmer pals from waaaay back in the day that recently got back in touch with me (way before this blog or WF was even thought of) to make it as automated as possible. Although it’s a tough task, I feel like I’m Dr. Evil launching a giant laser beam and holding the earth hostage! Except in this case, I am not holding anyone or anything hostage, instead, I’m just doing it for plain old kicks.

I figure it can be of great use to do a lot more damage to a website that is being scammy, or just like a lot of these asshole bloggers who have enormous followings, or the ones who refuse to acknowledge me or my forum as any type of good resource. Well, revenge is a super sweet! And just to show you blog readers how nice I am, I’ll even nuke some url’s for ya as a barter agreement if you have something good to offer to me (sexual favors don’t count this time!).

I feel like a kid in a candy store. The worst part though is that I can’t publicize whom my victims are due to legal issues (my lawyer rocks but he’s a party pooper), but I can hint at it later! Hahaha!!

I miss this feeling of pure joy when fucking around with WH techniques in a BH kinda way. Man, some of you WH SEO’s are so fucking clueless.

So that’s a total of two ways to nuke search engine rankings and listings of websites, and still, people pretend to be experts and say it can’t be done. Just you wait and see guys!!

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