Super Affiliate Marketing Blog

I can’t use them for WF or for my blog, so I may as well give them away to someone who can make good use it. These links are from 4 .edu domains and 1 .gov domain. They are NOT referrers, trackbacks, blogroll or comment links. To those that think this matters, they are not no-follow’ed either. I can’t use them because I already have links from other pages and I’d really hate to abuse the weight they’re starting to pass through.

Probably the best damn part of these links is that the chances of any of your competitors finding them in the Yahoo or Google linkback search strings is almost zero. These are those links that rock, because no one can ever figure out how the hell you’re able to rank so damn well for a certain niche when their sites are way older than yours and have a higher PR and all that other WhiteHat SEO junk that everyone is forced to believe. Suckers. You can also use it for “extra curricular” means such as landing a stinky G-bomb as a joke or for profit. Whatever, you get the idea.

I’d also like to use this moment of your attention to let you know that just because a link is coming your way from a .edu doesn’t mean that it’s got some automatic super authority tied to it. Please do yourself a giant favor and stop believing all of the speculation bullshit that all of these “expert seo” bloggers all spew nonstop. It was old a really long time ago, and I’m just so sick of hearing about it.

In fact, there aren’t all that many .edu’s out there that carry more authority and trust rank weight than many .com’s, .net’s, .org’s, .info, and very few .biz’s. A domain is just a domain. Except maybe the .gov’s and .mil’s which are fairly rare and for the most part, tougher to snag, especially with their approval.

Oh yeah, and for all of those complainers about no-follow and do-follow, please shut the fuck up already! You do realize that just because Google says something is going to change or has been changed doesn’t mean it’s true for Christ’s sake! When are you people going to finally learn that it is in Google’s best interest to keep all of you hooked up to the mainline of propoganda. It’s just getting pathetic already!! But hey, nothing I ever say gets listened to until many years later, if ever, so by all means, continue squabbling for fake information that you’re all just pushing at one another.

Whatever, that’s my rant for the day…

I can add up to 10 links per domain for pretty much any niche (not adult, casino or pharma). These are PERMANENT links that will be added inside of an article. The links will include the anchor text of your choice, and used as “referenced” outbound links. I can assure you, the weight will pass to your domain guaranteed.

So the total is 50 spots in total, for free.

(ebook sales page hype here)

But Jon, what ever do I have to do to get these links from you?

Do I have to give up my first born son?

- No. Keep that bundle of joy away from me.

Do I have to run around naked screaming your name?

- Hmm, that would be amusing if it showed up on YouTube.. but no.

So please, tell me what I need to do!

All you need to do is go to 25 blogs on the top 1000 list on Technorati or on that 45n5 list of bullshit, and comment spam WITH a no-follow link back to my blog with keywords like “affiliate marketing“, “affiliate blog“, “make money online“, “shoemoney lies“, “john chow is a fake“, “problogger is only a pro at being a wanker“, “ebooks are queer“, “google sucks“… you know, keywords that matter to me!

And yes, you read that correctly, I said comment spam with any of those keywords. Email me the list of proof, and you get a link on either a .edu or the .gov while supplies last.

This is not link bait by any means. If you think I’m lying, email me with your domain and I’ll add you to my list of sites to drop, then you can have fun digging yourself outta that one.

But Jon, aren’t you afraid of getting banned by Google for this?

- Nope. It’s about time someone stopped sucking on their cock. Big fucking woop, I’ll lose my rankings, sorry, but that’s just not the end of the world for me like it is for some of you cocksuckers.

Good day to you all.