Having Fun With Politicians Online!
If there’s one group of people we can all poke fun at, it’s got to be politicians. It doesn’t even matter which country you’re focusing on, although, as an American, and a right winger at that, I have to say the politics here just get worse and worse every damn time. It doesn’t even matter who’s running anymore, because they will never make good on what they promise for the most part anyhow!
Unfortunately for us, things like this will never change, and we will never be able to get a great president or people in congress and the senate that actually DO look out for the benefit of the nation. So instead of feeling depressed about it, or offended, I like to use comedy, however crude as a way to sorta stick ‘em back for fucking up the country.
No, I’m not going to go on some violent mission from God who is barking orders at me on a two way radio, or pledge my life and sanity to some weird group who likes to hold hands a lot and sing in a circle. Bah! That’s too much work and no fun anyhow!
Instead, I got together with a bunch of friends and decided to really fuck with the Democrats. The group is actually made up of lots of different people. Not just right wingers mind you. We’ve got some lefties, middles, confused, gay, black, Jewish, Christian, Muslim, animated, video gamers, oh wait.. no, that’s all a lie. Whatever, we’re mixed, okay!
So what have we decided to do?? (I can’t stop giggling like a kid)
We decided to screw with their polls. Not just polls after someone votes… but ALL of them. Everything they do online with polling, we’re going to have some fun with. It’s got nothing to do with hacking or anything illegal or dangerous. But I feel that regardless of what our politicians say these days, doesn’t really matter, so why should poll outcomes count so much?? I mean.. if someone wants to vote for the old guy and not the young guy, it doesn’t really matter what they claim to stand by or change, because we all know it won’t really happen in the end!
So… let the games begin. Well, actually, they already started. About a month ago. It seems Obama was gaining some strength… Now he seems to be losing it. Oh gee! What a nail biter! (rolling my eyes). Things are changing because now he’s decided to change his views magically! Ah!! Now I want to vote for him for sure!!
Wait… does anyone even know which issues Obama represents? What about Hillary? Does anyone know what she stands for aside for whatever the crowd that she’s addressing is rooting for? What about McCain? I mean, I respect that guy, he spent years in a POW camp in Vietnam and not only survived it, but came back, went into politics and has actually done some good with it. But what does he stand for these days? 100 years in Iraq? Shit! That’s harsh! But hey, I bet most of you didn’t know that his sons are soldiers and are also serving in Iraq. Granted, they could be serving Kool-Aid for all we know, but they are there. Still, he’s a politician. So who cares!
Back to the polls!
So we fuX0red with some of the polls and surprisingly too, the mainstead media picked up on it, and started to cover it. Granted, they were covering bullshit. But hey, aren’t they always covering bullshit when they make these Presidential debates into entertainment rather than holding the candidates accountable for what they say they stand for and who backs them? Also.. it’s been especially amusing to fuck with the data in regards to who is getting donations of whichever proportions and who is lacking. The real question is.. WHO CARES?!
Alright, I don’t want to get sued for a second time this month, so I’m not going into detail anytime soon, or until this election is over. But I would like to leave off with some crazy stuff I’ve come across over this last month of fuckery with the politicians online… The first politician to take around $18,000,000 - $20,000,000 total, and spend it online, but in a very viral and persuasive marketing sense, WILL win the presidential election, guaranteed or your money back (well, some of it at least). There are things I have seen here that scare the living shit out of me, because I can see how powerful they COULD be if the person or company behind the controls had the budget for it.
And on that note… Have a nice day!
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