How To Make A Million Dollars Over And Over On Any Weekend In 5 Easy & Fool Proof Steps
People have been bitching to me why I haven’t updated my blog. I understand that the information here is just oh so great and all, but guys and girls, I have been SUPER busy with the transition out of affiliate marketing and into the advertiser’s shoes. Not to mention with all of the new updates going on at WickedFire and from the Affiliate Summit West conference in Vegas. Let’s just say that Jan has been one hell of a hectic and super chaotic month, and if the rest of 2007 is going to be anything like Jan, I will need to get some stronger meds.
How to make your millions. The easy way! Since my retirement from Affiliate Marketing AS an affiliate (I will be an advertiser shortly), I figured, all these countless years of knowledge has been learned and stored into my little brain, I think it’s time to start dishing out some secrets that I have been holding hostage in my mind for so long. I don’t care if people know it now, because I have no competition. So I will start off by showing you faithful readers and some of you lurkers one of the first ways to make at least $1M.
So here is how you can make at least $1,000,000 over any weekend, either online or offline, and it doesn’t require you to gamble your savings account either. Doesn’t matter which weekend, it can be any weekend, although national and religious holiday weekends tend to have a hell of a lot more going on and more money to make. Not many people are able to pull this off, although some people do want to, and VERY FEW people actually put the real effort into trying to bank from it, which is just silly, because it’s not all that hard, and pretty damn cheap to do.
Ready for some tips that no other blog has?? Get ready to jot some ideas down.. and if you can’t do this, then you are definitely brain dead.
Hmmm.. I don’t think you appreciate this very much.
Do you really? That’s not a nice thing to say.
Fine, fuck you too!
Alright alright.. I’ll get on with it.
Step one..
Wait, I think I want to wait until marriage and save myself…..
I’ll just release the information sometime this month. Let you guys sweat it out a little while.
Here’s the catch.
The more people who annoy me and bug me about updating my blog, the longer I will withold the information and just keep everyone waiting and wondering.
It could be worth the wait too ya know. I’m a very patient person when it comes to annoying other people.
I guarantee that there IS in fact a 5 step process that I was going to post, but I like the idea of letting people chill out and make them wait on it. Wooooo!
Awwww, what a tease. And I really thought that today was the day that I would learn to make a million dollars. Dang. Thanks for nothing! I sure won’t bug you anymore, because I really, really want to know!
Laura :p
I thought you were going to say “just pay 5G and sign up for Elite Retreat”
lolx… nice catch… looks like we got to wait for the information =)
I’m more then willing to wait for any additional information I’ve already read about 50% of the posts on this blog and will have the rest done by monday, lots of good information here.
Give it up, biatch!!!!!
Please drag it out.
That’ll give us time to rank WF for…lots of interesting keyphrases.
I’ll corral in the hordes…
Well, you need a forum with 187 wickedfire members! and you can sell that shit off for a cool million
Ha Ha Ha, what a dick! come on Jon, how do I make a million, Jon, how do I become successful at affiliate marketing, Jon, how do I do arbitrage and make 1000’s a day, Jon, how do I make money on the net, Jon, come on man tell me, please tell us….
Your starting to sound like a fucking infomercial, but Ive been wrong about you before. Im sure we will see something.
Do it quick, so jerxs will quit bugging us and wasting our time about buying a vaio and give us a ride to ASE in his hummer instead.
lerch: 187? he has 4,204, dammit!
ebook! ebook!
Hell if anyone should be making that million bucks its me cause my broke ass could really use the cash but I guess I’ll have to step back from this one considering I’m relatively new here.
Damn you!
Oh, touche.
Well played. I didn’t scroll down to the bottom and was expected a huge 5 step process as I continued scrolling and then it stopped.
I mean, I think I could be your understudy and then you can say, “If the worseless webmaster could do it, anyone can!”
(Or something to that effect)
andrew, i barbequed my finger due to the fucking moonshine and distraction of imaginary boobies!
i’ve lost all hope with the marketing gig so i guess i’ll have to switch over to a life of crime.
thanks aojon.com!
Isn’t this Jon - guy the webmaster of Google’s soon to be top Gay Forum?
Hey everybody. Don’t be fooled… Jon does not have this advice to give out. He overheard me telling a colleague how to make $2M in a weekend. He is planning on telling only half of my plan, which may or may not result in a profit of $1M. If you want the real skinny, stay tuned.
I will update soon.
oh yeah - one legged black man
ugh that didnt work
you mean i don’t have to buy an ebook for this information?
waiting for the FREE info!
you need to add the digg plugin for this
You son of a….!!! hahaha =)
For a second there i thought i was reading earners blog, uh oh did i say something taboo?
Come on Jon just show us
I wonder if this information is still usefull if everybody knows it…anyway-i wanna know!!!
Please say “Yes,it is!”
Maybe he is just going to tell us to get an online gambling licence create a hype about a brand new online poker tournament that pays out huge, slap together a quick program and launch it.