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I rejected two people because they don’t know how to follow simple directions, so that leaves approximately 6 spots open. This is the last call for them. Email me with the information now, because I have a good feeling it will be done for today. To those who have emailed me, I’m still in the invoicing everyone process. If anyone doesn’t pay within 24 hours, I’m removing you, and opening the spot to someone on the waiting list (if it gets to that). I’m going to fill ALL of the orders one after another as soon as all 60 are confirmed.

Some quick FAQ’s about the service…

Q- Can I pay you now to reserve a spot for a new site later?

A- No.

Q- How fast will you get my site to rank #1 and for how long on Google?

A- You are an idiot. This is not an SEO or Ranking service like that. Learn to read before you send retarded emails.

Q- This TrustRank stuff is fascinating, can you tell me more about what you learned?

A- No. I spent 11 (soon 12) months doing it by hand for myself. Not for you. I used to be a nice guy who shared information, but those days are long gone due to people always asking and never giving back. If you want to do it on your own, by all means, knock yourself out. But please don’t IM me or email me asking for “tips” or hand me outs on this.

Q- $400 is a pretty steep price. Not sure if I can afford that right now. Can you just tell me my TrustRank score and maybe give me 2 or 3 link suggestions instead? I promise not to tell anyone.

A- No. How about you go to Times Square and hold up a giant sign that says “I’m Retarded! Please Donate to my cause!”

Q- Are you against TLA or SEO’s with these services?

A- Nope. I may not agree with most of their sales pitches, but this is actually something that surprisingly compliments their services to their clients, and also I plan on banking off of them for that exact reason. TLA and other link leasing/selling places would probably do a hell of a lot better if they sold links that had good TrustRank scores and didn’t make it so obvious as to the sites that your link would appear on. Whatever, I’m not getting into it now, it’s giving me an idea for a better service.

Q- Why are you selling this instead of doing it for your own sites?

A- I am doing it for my own sites. But since I’m the only one in the world outside of Google Inc. that managed to figure this stuff out, I have the upper hand, and I’m going to milk it for every dime it’s worth, without ever “revealing” how I do it for as long as I possibly can. This is MY time to shine, so if you don’t like what I’m doing, screw off, because I just don’t care.

Q- Can I make a donation to your favorite charity over a period of time instead of paying a flat fee?

A- Yes. My favorite charity is called Pay Jon through PayPal for this service in a one time fee of $400 a pop or go away. I don’t think they take checks, cash or money orders either right now.

Q- After you hit 60 customers, are you going to do it again in a month or two later?

A- Doubtful. Again, since I’m the only one doing it, I’m going to do different types of services that cater to my availibility to keep me challenged and interested, and well paid for it.

Q- What are you going to offer next then?

A- A monthly subscription service for users and a seperate service for the professional and consulting SEO services out there.

Q- Do I still need to get other links or do any SEO stuff after I get the report from you or after your subscription service thing is launched?

A- That’s your call. If you depend on this, it will work, but it will go slowwww. It’s like being a homerun hitter in baseball. You can’t just rely on steroids or juicing yourself up to be the next Barry Bonds. You have to work out and keep fit and practice too AND add the correct regiment of “performance enhancing drugs” in order to be the best out there, regardless of age or any other factors. So consider my services the “performance enhancing drugs” and your site as the seriously training athlete.

Q- Can you recommend any SEO techniques or firms I should use?

A- No. I’m not a consultant. Just follow the normal on page and off page shit you’ve been doing up until now.

Q- But wait, if this means I have to keep doing SEO and linking stuff, then why do I need your services?

A- Because the chances of you hitting the correct TrustRank level on your own are slim to none. Many sites get great TrustRank scores, and then do something to lose them or cause them to quickly drop. It happens all the time. This isn’t some magic potion that if you sprinkle it on you’ll be good to go forever. Things like that exist only in fairy tales. That’s what make them FAIRY TALES. In the real world you have to work for what you want. Although, with this stuff, I’m not giving you the answers, just merely suggestions on what I would do if I owned your site. Very much like half the answers to a test, because you still have to come up with the other half yourself, and you will still have to study and apply work to keep it going, although, it will get MUCH easier and cheaper for you. So instead of constantly having to do paid link campaigns every month of 10 or 20 links, it will drop down to about 5 or less within a month, and after another month or so, you probably won’t need paid links anymore (depending on your current TR score and forecasted TR scores — remember, linking is just ONE of the factors, there are still over 300 of them to do, but linking is one of the MAJOR ones).

On a side note, I’m disabling comments from now on. They irritate me and I really hate having to manually moderate them, so if you want to comment on anything I post, slap a link to here, and comment about it on your own damn blog.

Boomshockalaka!